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The Avengers - signs of The Zodiac

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THIS FUCKING PROVES I SHOULD BE LOKI ALDSKJFALSDFKJASDLFKJDFLKAJSDFLAKSJDFLKAJFALSDKJF

wait I’m Thor…and my buddy is Loki

OH 

SHIT

IS 

ABOUT 

TO

GO

DOWN

Yeah I’m Maria Hill~ \o/

yes! Tony Starrk!! Even though i love Thor im fine with this!

i’m Thor.

BUT! Loki’s got the horns. u.u

Anyways, I’m Thor.

I’m Phil.
Does this mean I’m going to make friends with amazing people, obsess over one of them, then get stabbed but go out in a blaze of glory that unites these friends into badassery?

stEP ASIDE MOTHERFUCKERS. I’M FURY.

I’M LOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I’M HAPPYYYYY

now kneel before me!!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE

I’M BLACK WIDOW!!!!

STEEEEEEVE

(If you didn’t read that in the voice of the monkey from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, I don’t want to be your friend.)

CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT ! [ohai Hawkeye]

NICK FURY

ALWAYS

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Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

So this psycho-ass kid runs away from home and makes animals he traps fight other animals to the death and then isolates himself on a fucking mountain or some shit.

A dumb rookie cop gets sent on some suicide ass mission by himself to recover some famous cum slut that’s being held hostage by religious sychos that may or may not be zombies, and no one speaks english.

A raccoon furry with his paralyzed turtle furry and overweight hippo furry friends steal a bunch of shit from people while the raccoon furry fucks a fox furry with his eyes.

Furries.

Some crazy bitch in cheap-ass metal armor made by a race of dead brainless feathery assholes goes to some awful planet in the middle of fucking nowhere filled with giant-ass, face-hugging, energy-suckers who are used by giant-ass, laser  beam-shooting, pirates to wake up an even bigger giant-ass tentacle monster fueled by some radioactive bullshit.

Aforementioned crazy bitch also kills everything in sight and fights a giant metal space-dragon.

a motherfucking dog god runs around in a bizarre japanese painting world full of scary-ass monsters, shitting flowers as she runs and drawing on things

she and her bug companion save the world through really plotholed temporal loops and vastly overpowered painting-powers that most times dont make a lot of sense and many of which aren’t even useful

her archrival is a beautiful man with long flowing blonde hair who has a flute-sword named “pillow talk”

there are some furries near the end

the final boss is a slot machine?

its pretty bad

(Source: effyeahpegasister)